About



I’m supposed to fill this in so everyone can see what an arse I really am. Well tough I’m not going to.

Had you there didn’t I.

I’m a young geezer at a mere 55 years old and I’ve been involved in this dating website lark for about two years now after my brother put me onto it.

He’s younger than me and on his way to his first million from dating but I have hardly made a penny in comparison. I’m doing something wrong then.

I need help here, can’t you hear my plea?